The Story of My Life!

Ellie is upstairs with me while Mommy is running errands and Mila is at school. She brought her breakfast up with her. She is sitting in the little chair at the little table I bought for them.

She decided she wanted to play pretend. She told me, "Pretend you're my Mommy." Chomp, chomp.

A couple of minutes later, "Pretend  you have long hair." Chomp. Chomp. Chomp. Slurp."

Then came the inevitable, "Pretend your face doesn't look like that."

Woe is me, the story of my life.